Jon's Survival Gadgets

Jon always packs a grocery bag or two of ‘items’ when we go out. In case you’re ever wondering (which you’re probably not), here’s what’s in the latest one: 3 stuffed animals A rubber bracelet 3 broken pen halves in a ziplock bag 1 broken pen half (not in a bag) A clothespin A blue shoestring A fabric belt with a missing buckle A faux gold filigree cross Pair of headphones Broken piece of styrofoam An old TV remote, a working pen, a drawer knob and a phone jack, all in a ziplock bag 3 straws in a ziplock bag A page ripped out of a book A long brown plastic thingy? His white karate jacket A neck pillow A juice box A blue shirt I’d like to start a new TV reality show called “Jon's Survival Gadgets” where we take a person out into the Artic, the woods, the jungle or leave them on a mountain top a zillion miles from nowhere with nothing but what Jon packs. If they survive for two months, using his gadgets and doodads in creative ways, they win a day out with him as a prize. Who want’s to go first?

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